Buy my new novel!  
It's called Feral Chickens. 
It's published by Roundfire Books. It's delightful. 

Buy it here: Barnes and Noble  
or here: Amazon
or here: Book Depository

Also buy my first novel!
It's called Exteriors and Interiors.
​It's scrumtrelescent. 

Buy it here: Barnes and Noble
​Or here: Amazon
Or here: Book Depository

Or your local bookstore—If they don't have it call them bad names.  After you've laid on the expletives, apologize and politely ask them to order some copies.