Buy my new novel!  
It's called Feral Chickens. 
It's delightful. 
Buy it here: Amazon
or here: Barnes and Noble
or here: Book Depository
or here: IndieBound

Also buy my first novel!
It's called Exteriors and Interiors.
​It's scrumtrelescent. 
Buy it here: Barnes and Noble
​Or here: Amazon
Or here: Book Depository
Or here: IndieBound
Or your local bookstore—If they don't have it call them bad names.  After you've laid on the expletives, apologize and politely ask them to order some copies.